A list of things I’ve attempted to eat:

(some things are just too big to swallow, even for me)

Carpet
Curtains
Cushions
Beanbags
The sofa
A comfy chair in the Doctor’s consulting room
Towels
The mantelpiece
The banister rails
Windowsills
The contents of a Hoover bag
Plastic bags
Plastic syringes
My toes
My fingers
Shoes
Socks
T-shirts
Sweatshirts
Hoodies
Pyjamas
Trousers
Zips
Anything Velcro
Anything rubber
Rope
Toy soldiers
Barbie’s feet
Lego bricks
Lego minifigures
Brio wooden railway track
Tubes of toothpaste
Seatbelts
Car seats
Handbags
Belts
Bathplugs
Pens
Pencils
Felt tips
Sheets
Pillow cases
Duvet covers
The insides of a duvet

 

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