Cat food

Cat litter

Cat poo

Dog food

Dog biscuits

Dog poo

My own poo

Nappies

Coal

Ceramic coal

The inside of a pillow

Newspapers

Magazines

Books

Homework

Wrapping paper

Foil wrappers

Plastic wrappers

Cellophane

Cardboard boxes

Other people’s hair

Nappies

Candles

Sand

Leaves

Flowers

Twigs

Bark

Soil

Sudocrem

Small stones

Seashells

Buttons

Inflated balloons

Uninflated balloons

Entire bars of soap

String

A large rubber chewy toy

Raw chicken (taken from a stranger’s basket in the supermarket. Bonus!)